Recently on the Demetri Martin Show, he talked about how he wants “to design You’re Welcome Cards.”
Well guess what!? We already got them! So if you are like Demetri Martin, and love having some fun with present giving, or just showing that your card is better than someone’s Thank You Card, then check out our great line up of You’re Welcome Cards.
Here is a clip of the Demetri Martin Show where he talks about You’re Welcome Cards (Pay attentions at about 1:30) - Important Things with Demetri Martin
Season 2 Episode 3: Strategy
Airdate: 02/18/10
For all you Penn State Football fans out there you are probably familiar with the famous “We are – Penn State” Cheer. Where the Students and Cheerleaders shout “We are,” followed by a response of “Penn State” from the rest of the fans. This is usually done three or four times, and followed by “Thank you…” “… you’re welcome!” when completed. Although usually heard at sporting events at Penn State, the cheer is not limited to to just sporting events. We reccommed you keep the spirit going even after you leave the game by sending out one of our Famous “You’re Welcome” Cards!
We have got the perfect Penn State You’re Welcome card for all you Penn State sports fans out there! Send another Penn State fan our You’re Welcome Card that reads, “Just to One-Up Your Thank You.” This will be sure to keep the Penn State spirit alive and give your fellow fans a good laugh.
Here is a list of some good times to say or give “You’re Welcome” Cards!
1. After a “Thank You”.
2. When someone doesn’t say “Thank You”, or doesn’t send you a “Thank You” Card.
3. After Giving a Present.
4. After giving an ass whooping in a game, or sporting event.
5. After drinking the last beer.
6. After eating the last chip.
7. After leaving a tip at a restaurant.
8. After making the bathroom unbearable for anyone else to go into.
9. After forgetting to do something you should have for someone.
10. After ruining the Surprise.
We just recently ate a restaurant and got absolutely no service. We sat in our seats in the bar area for a half an hour with only the chip guy bringing by chips. Nothing else! So we ordered all of our food and drinks from the bar, and just brought it back to our seats. All they got for a tip were a few You’re Welcome Cards and a big fat ZERO on the tip line of the receipt!
Don’t be deceived by the 5 dollar bill in the pic. They sure as hell didn’t get that from us!
For those of us who play recreational sports, we all know that there is always that guy who is WAY TOO competitive and overly into the game. You all know who I’m talking about, that guy who slides head first into first base in his slow pitch softball league, or that guy in the basketball league who comes geared up in James Worthy goggles and a headband with armbands to match, or worst of all, the guy who is about 75-100lbs. overweight and decides that he should run triathalons… to that guy: Wearing tight lycra will not make you faster or more in shape.
Anyways, my point is that there are guys like this in every sport we play, and more than anything, they are annoying! They’re usually the ones who talk during the entire game and never make a single play that helps their team out. They continue their loud annoying banter through 9 innings of dead terrible adult league softball, they talk trash on the court about how they are the next Jordan and for some reason, they still think, at 47 years old, that the reason that they aren’t in the big leagues is because of a high school coach who didn’t give them enough playing time and ruined their career.
There is nothing better than putting these people in their place! So after destroying these guys on the scoreboard, grab a You’re Welcome card on the way to the parking lot and slip it under the windshield wiper of “Mr. Big Time”, and jott a little note down on the back… something like this usually does the trick:
The free basketball clinic has concluded. You suck. You’re Welcome.
I struck you out 5 times… in slow pitch… You’re Welcome.
I lapped you twice… in a 1 lap race… You’re Welcome.
Another good place to leave You’re Welcome Cards is at Restaurants with your Tip after paying the bill.
More than half the time you go out to eat at a restaurant you have a nice little bubbly cheerful waitress serving you. At the end of your meal when it’s time to pay up, and she brings you the bill. There always seems to be a little handwritten note on it. Usually just saying “Thank You!!” with a smiley face or something cute that they like to draw.
This is the perfect opportunity to leave a You’re Welcome Card on the table with your Tip. This will Definitely make her day, and if nothing else will give her a good laugh!
The easiest way to say “You’re Welcome” without saying anything!
When you come across that a**hole driver out on the road that is cutting everyone off, throwing the middle finger around, while overusing his horn, we have got the perfect solution for you!
Get in front of that Jerk and drive nice and slow. This is sure to piss him off all on its own, but when he sees your Custom “You’re Welcome” License Plate Frame, this is sure to ruin his day!
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Do you say “Thank You” when someone holds a door open for you?
Today I held a door open for someone and they didn’t say “thank you.”
I just love this one… I go out of my way to wait a little while longer and hold the door for the person coming behind me. Spending precious moments of my life, just to be nice to that that person. He walks right through the open door, that I am clearly holding open for him, and doesn’t “Thank You”! He doesn’t even an acknowledge the fact that I went out of my way to help him out a little.
So, I ran right up to him and slapped a You’re Welcome Card across his forehead and told him “Have a Great Day!”
What a Prick! People like that are the reason you need to have some You’re Welcome Cards handy to throw at them when they are being inconsiderate jerks!
So next time you walk through a door someone is so politely holding open for you, say “thank you,” or you may just get slapped across the head with a You’re Welcome Card next time!
When you have a great card, such as a You’re Welcome Card, you don’t want to just sit on it and let it collect dust. Keep that thing handy and give it out the first time you have a chance! In fact, take that thing to the bar tonight, buy the guy/gal next to you a drink, and when the drink shows up, slip the You’re Welcome Card under it and walk away… be mysterious.
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For all you Penn State Football fans out there you are probably familiar with the famous “We are – Penn State” Cheer. Where the Students and Cheerleaders shout “We are,” followed by a response of “Penn State” from the rest of the fans. This is usually done three or four times, and followed by “Thank you…” “… you’re welcome!” when completed. Although usually heard at sporting events at Penn State, the cheer is not limited to to just sporting events. We reccommed you keep the spirit going even after you leave the game by sending out one of our Famous “You’re Welcome” Cards!
We just recently ate a restaurant and got absolutely no service. We sat in our seats in the bar area for a half an hour with only the chip guy bringing by chips. Nothing else! So we ordered all of our food and drinks from the bar, and just brought it back to our seats. All they got for a tip were a few You’re Welcome Cards and a big fat ZERO on the tip line of the receipt!
When you come across that a**hole driver out on the road that is cutting everyone off, throwing the middle finger around, while overusing his horn, we have got the perfect solution for you!