1. After a “Thank You”.
2. When someone doesn’t say “Thank You”, or doesn’t send you a “Thank You” Card.
3. After Giving a Present.
4. After giving an ass whooping in a game, or sporting event.
5. After drinking the last beer.
6. After eating the last chip.
7. After leaving a tip at a restaurant.
8. After making the bathroom unbearable for anyone else to go into.
9. After forgetting to do something you should have for someone.
10. After ruining the Surprise.